"If there is a failure of ---, it is with regard to sugar... we have not been able to find a practical and pragmatic way to deal with the cyclical behaviour of sugarcane reproduction"
(emboldening and ommission mine)
The statement, of course, was no consolation for this dejected soul who has had a difficult life because of repeated frontal failures by parent sugars.
In unrelated news, another long awaited product for men is finally out in the market.
Yes, while the wife is sincerely hunting for groceries in the retail store, I'm off snickering at funny sounding products and taking pictures. It's quite a shame.