Saturday, February 13

Dear unnamed warrior

Ok, I get it. You don't like your name.

It probably translates to something an animal drops in a tough gastronomic phase and has been the cause for much consternation through most of your childhood. Your self-esteem has probably eroded to the levels of Greece's GDP. Even your mother laughed at you once in a while. But seriously then, get off social networking. Or at least off my friend's list.

I don't want to see another wall post from 'Loveable Zoozoo'. What was that you say? It was fun? Do not care. And do not make the brilliance shine in my f*ckin' eyes; your profile pic is (shocker) a 'zoozoo'. Seriously? WTF dude? Get a life. Or at least a change of name.


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