Tuesday, December 29

Fictional countries of the world: Vomitland

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This came up in an conversation with a friend. Given the plummeting standards of this blog, I don't know if this can be a regular feature here, but what the heck.

Country: Vomitland
Language: Vomitelsh (derived from, and exactly the same as Welsh)

Main revenue source: Tie-up with an internet tycoon to make money off .vom URL extensions. (e.g. google.vom)
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Explanation
The colours symbolise a maturing of vomit from the fluorescent green of adolescence to a bright yellow signifying some liver problem. The words are Vomitelsh and mean 'Why throw down when you can throw up?'

Ironically, the average citizen (depicted in the flag) always throws up while looking down. This signifies the irony of life in vomitland. However, vomiting is not legal unless the depicted complex pose is reached, which is in reverence to the country's pagan God of Hurl.

9 comments:

  1. Dude it was so good I vomited of pleasure. I hope you will continue to bring us these pukish delights.

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  2. Dude! That's disgussttinggg!!! Ewwww!

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  3. Come on! If Vomitelsh is to be anything like Welsh, it can't possibly have any vowels at all.
    Eg: Dyd yw hyr thr nw Chwrlwtt Chwrch swng?

    Also, first time visitor, and liked the blog.

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  4. Thanks a bunch dude. Sorry, but my knowledge of Welsh is limited to Google Translate's.

    BTW, how did you find it?

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  5. Google. Found the F1 article, actually, while searching for something similar.

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  6. Give me some moonshine, give me some grain, give me another chance, I wanna throw up once again.

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  7. @Mridul: You just sang their national anthem. I hope you had your fingers in your mouth as a sign of respect.

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  8. Give me some moonshine, give me some grain, give me another chance, I wanna throw up once again.

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