Riddle me sick

Q: What's the best word to scare one's wife when one's down with fever and other flu-like symptoms?

A: Oink.

I know, don't tell me - I'm mean as an average. Sick as a mass murderer. Aaargh.

The similes are off colour today. Apologies. A little under the weather. And speaking of weather, check this out.



Hurrah for our government and their proactiveness. Ok back to the bed. Blogging shall soon resume. Don't go too far.