Rumors of Archie proposing to Veronica are making front pages of newspapers because of Archie Comic's latest news item titled '... ARCHIE PROPOSES TO VERONICA!', where it is stated:
In fact, we'll even go so far as to call it the Archie Story of the Century. With a title like "Archie Marries Veronica Part 1: The Proposal," how could we call it anything else?!
...this will be the biggest wedding Riverdale has ever seen...Now, I don't care so much about Archie and Veronica and the others, but I will just be distraught for Betty Cooper if that happens. Hey, who knows maybe they plan to make the comic franchise into a tragedy-comic of sorts? Hang in there Betty, we're rooting for you.
This post is so against my macho image. Ok, end of dirty little secret. Over and out.