Employee: Boss, I can't work till 11 PM every day and on weekends. My wife is pregnant six months and there is no one else to take care of her.
Boss: (Pensive pause) Hmm. I see. That's a problem. No, it's not. It's a challenge. 'Problem' is such a negative word. We can overcome all challenges, and this one is no different. Here's the solution. Call your parents and ask them to stay with you. Risks will be mitigated, schedules will be unaffected and defects will be minimised. You need to be proactive in your approach, take ownership. When we own our challenges... (indecipherable rant)
Hahahahahahahaha. Ok, not that funny, I know. But actually happened in a work place last week. Maybe something Sunil or someone could pick up on for their next comic?