Do you just love me?
Have you ever wondered, "I love this blogger so much, I wish I could pay him loads of money, but I don't know how!" Are you one of those that think, "I have this couple of million bucks that I just don't need. I wish I could give it to someone deserving."
Well, fear not! I have just the solution for you! Presenting the Paypal donation button for Daily Humor. Everything your favourite blogger deserves! C'mon and loosen those purse strings now, and make my dreams come true. Remember - it's not begging if it's online. And it will you give a warm fuzzy, feeling inside. Really.
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And that's not all, for very low rates I can do the following:
$10 - Think happy thoughts about you
$20 - Write a nice thing about you on the blog
$50 - Tell people that you really are a wonderful person on Facebook + Youtube+ Blog (poem included, belly dance costs $500 extra)
$5000 - Think really evil things about those you dislike - takes the poison out of your mind without sparing your hated one! (Wishing for their / their children's death not included)
$10000 - Personal visit, one-to-one interesting conversation, a bit of good humored-banter, plus all of the above.
$100,000 - Heck yeah! If you're coughing up a 100 grand, you probably are just generous. So I'll give you all of the above, and you will also feel warm and fuzzy on the inside. No pun intended.
Note: Donations are not limited to the above amounts. I accept anything, even decimal amounts. e.g. $10.62