Saturday, May 24

The Indian Premiere League of Extraordinary commentator-men

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[Updated]
Ravi: Sunny bhai, where's my shaving cream? Finding it will do my confidence a world of good.
Sunil: I'm sure Siva would have taken it. *evil snicker*
Aamir: This is going to be fun, this IPL League.
Ravi: Siva, have you seen my shaving cream?
Siva: Ravi, why do you assume that I have taken your shaving cream? I don't think shaving cream is the issue, the issue is that you all think that...
Arun: What perplexes me is that at the toss yesterday who took the coin? I'm not going to cover tosses anymore, this is my 3rd 2-rupee coin.
Aamir Sohail: I saw the man, Sachin Tendulkar.
Arun: Did he take the coin? Ah, it was a terrific coin from my perspective.
Aamir: The coin, it was not taken by him.
Arun: Then who took the coin? And why are you suddenly talking about the little master? What perplexes me was why they used my coin?
Sunil: By the way, I am the one who is called the Little Master. Sachin is simply the best batsman in the world.
Siva: Why does everyone assume that I steal everyone's coins? I just bought a new car. My dope days are over. Look, I've even put on weight. *points at toe*
Sunil: So do you thinking stealing is not a hard man's game, Siva? *evil snicker*
Arun: What perplexes me is why we've not been...
Ravi: Siva, do you have the cream or do you not have the cream? I need to shave like a tracer bullet.
Aamir: He doesn't have the cream, he does.
Ravi: So does he have it or doesn't he, Aamir?
Aamir: He doesn't have it, the cream.
Arun: He really perplexes me.
Ravi: Ranjit, Didn't you use it last?
Ranjit: Yes indeed, but this is indeed is way-are I kept it after using it, as a matter of fact. Speaking of crickut, Jayasuriya...
Sunil: Sachin is the best batsman in the world. His record speaks for itself. Look at his test average. And look at this myCan, it's like magic. And now myTummy. Wow!
Ajay: Sachin may be the best player, but that Lekha Washington. *Drools and forgets his lines*
Ranjit: All right Sunil, but in T20 crickut...
Sunil: Test cricket is the real test. In my day, I faced the mighty West Indians without a helmet, and they only had to raise on eyebrow, they never sledged, which brings me to sledging. Australians need to stop sledging, because sledging is not cricket...
Aamir: What is he saying, Sunil Gavaskar?
Sunil: Are you asking me or referring to me in the third person?
Ravi: Guys, I need to get my shaving cream, or I'm not going...
Anchor 1 from Sprite: Maybe you can use Sprite...
Pommie: Wow, inflation in India is only 7.83%. That's awesome!
Ravi: Sunny bhai, why is my shaving cream in your pocket? I just get the feeling this search is going down to the wire.
Ajay: Lekha Washington... shaving cream...
Aamir: You seem to be smitten by her, Lekha Washington.
Kris: This is definitely, whatdoyousay, a Citi moment of success.
(Incorporating some points from Wanderer. More contributions welcome. :) )

11 comments:

  1. damn funny dude!!!
    cant stop laughin!

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  2. damn funny dude!!!
    cant stop laughin!

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  3. haha..Aamir Sohail's lines are by far the best! Hilarious.

    But you could have added some Ravi Shastri cliches. Like

    "Where's my shaving cream? Finding it will do my confidence a world of good."

    OR

    "I just get the feeling this search is going down to the wire"

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  4. @akshaya: Thanks!
    @Wanderer: Thanks for your comments, I've used them. :)

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  5. Holy Mother god!!! Cant stop ROTFLMAO!!!!!

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  6. rotflmao (at office) have seen a few heads bobbin up and down to see why I keep saying arun lan over and over and over

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  7. Thank you, Scrips and Anonymous.

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  9. Holy Mother god!!! Cant stop ROTFLMAO!!!!!

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  10. rotflmao (at office) have seen a few heads bobbin up and down to see why I keep saying arun lan over and over and over

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  11. damn funny dude!!!
    cant stop laughin!

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