Saturday, January 26

Jaypant: Naked woman on Mars

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I am recently analysing on the naked woman on Mars and seeing how she will match to be my true love. Now I am telling you. Read from here till down.
  • She is not looking a very fit. I am fitness frikking. I am going to gym and all my instructors are praising my dole. It is making them a very happy, and they are constantly laugh when I leave. I think this is in admirity of my back mussals.
  • She culture not looking a right. Whole world is seeing her privacies, and this my parents will not agree.
  • She is not looking very photogenic. I am cannot enjoy my manliness.
  • Overall, she's not being a right for me. After all, long distance in relationship is also not in my desire and this case, it is not only a long, but elongated distance.
Even despite all her natural problem, I am being like true Indian and inviting her to my house like we are invite Jade Goody the baddy, even after she is racingly abuse my Shilpa Shetty. I am not like racing, and I am not like monkeys that are causing such problem also. But on that feeling, I will talk later. Thank you for offer, my dear Mars lady. But, I cannot do. I am being sure you can find better man then me. But this is only my modesty.

3 comments:

  1. Dude, hope you dont mind a bit of feedback.This one isnt as good as your Jaypant n orkut thingie- that was a riot, " i liking that one very much". The difference I think is that the orkut one was very natural, didnt seem like a fictional piece at all. This one is a bit contrived- the effort shows. Just tone it down a bit
    This ofcourse is just my opinion. You are otherwise a freaking good read :)

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  2. Point is taken Sid the kid, and contrivation will now being reduction.

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  3. Dude, hope you dont mind a bit of feedback.This one isnt as good as your Jaypant n orkut thingie- that was a riot, " i liking that one very much". The difference I think is that the orkut one was very natural, didnt seem like a fictional piece at all. This one is a bit contrived- the effort shows. Just tone it down a bit
    This ofcourse is just my opinion. You are otherwise a freaking good read :)

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